Friday, August 8, 2008

Speed Traps and Hysterical Monuments

Ain’t no two ways about it and we have one of the greatest speed traps in any of the 20 or so states I’ve been to:  That is, 55 from O’Bynes Ferry Road to J-59 turn off on 108/120.  Yup, a virtual straight-away with two nice easy turns…55 mph.  Maybe Seniors shop in the Valley on Tuesdays.

 

All in all, where else can you find some local attorney’s wife running around making every inch of downtown a Hysterical Monument, further restricting the addition of a bathroom, a heater, or possibly a toilet paper holder.  A group of High Brow Soroptomist’s (what the hell is a Soroptomist anyway, putting on a fashion show of bad outfits once a year).  A county with two radio signals (both owned the the same company mind you) playing music that had it’s hey day in 1978?  The blatant run of racism and homophobia I’ve seen in years…yes, there must be a seat between two men in a movie theater.   We must remember in the words of one of our Supervisor’s, “…we like to keep them (homosexuals) silent and scared”.How else do you have a full theater with ½ the seats full.

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